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THCa Flower – False Teeth

$25.19$152.99

Well… Looks like you’ve stumbled upon a real gem. We’re excited to introduce one of our new favorite strains here at CBD Hemp Direct – False Teeth.

This strain is like a lovechild between Grandpa’s Breath and Candyland V2, both of which are already legendary in their own right.

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False teeth really is something else. The genetics craft perfectly dense and sticky buds that practically glue themselves together, emitting a tantalizing aroma that’s a mix of gas, floral notes, and a hint of sweetness – it’s truly irresistible.

But what really sets False Teeth apart is its effects. From the moment you take that first hit, you’ll feel a wave of sensations washing over you, like a gentle embrace from an old friend.

The relief it brings is unparalleled, melting away stress and tension with ease. And as the high deepens, you’ll find yourself drifting into a state of pure relaxation, your mind buzzing with creative energy. It’s the perfect strain for those seeking a unique and well-rounded experience that satisfies on every level.

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Information

Type:  THCa Rich Hemp Flower
Quantity:  3.5g, 7g, 14g, 28g

Strain Traits

Potency: 28.02% THCa
Type:
Indica Dominant Hybrid
Aroma: Gas, Floral, Fruit, Sweet
Effect: Sensational, Relief, Creative, Relax

Third Party Test Results

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Legal Information

While technically THCa isn’t Delta-9 THC, it should be noted that it’s likely to show on a THC focused drug screening.

This is due to the nature of THCa as a cannabinoid. Being a pre-cursor to Delta-9 THC, the combustion causes THCa to decarboxylate – which in turn triggers it to change to Delta-9 THC.

Those who are expecting a drug screening should refrain from smoking THCa flowers as a precautionary measure.

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Packaging Information

Packaging Information

Our THCa Flower is packed in a pharmaceutical grade white mylar bag that is heat sealed for freshness and to omit any odors.  The bag is then placed in bubble wrap pouches and inserted into the appropriate mailer, envelope or box.

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Size

Regular, Smalls

Customer Reviews

Based on 6 reviews
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T
T.P.
Effects: Relaxed, Uplifted, Talkative
Odd Name, But Great Effects

A bit on the dry side, but the effects are very pleasant...

N
N.
Effects: Relaxed
Another winner

I recently had the pleasure of trying the 'False Teeth' cannabis strain and I'm thrilled to report that it's a real game-changer for those of us who've had to deal with a day of teeth-grinding, hair-pulling clients. This strain is like a warm hug for your frazzled nerves - it's relaxing, calming, and won't leave you feeling like you're stuck in a never-ending cycle of snacking (bonus points for that!). The best part? It's gentle on the throat, so you can puff away without worrying about a rough morning after. Overall, I highly recommend 'False Teeth' for anyone looking to unwind after a long day of dealing with... well, you know. 5/5 stars!

J
Jimmi
Effects: Relaxed, Sleepy, Hungry, Pain Relief
False Teeth

Was a little disappointed with how much of the oz I ordered was smalls/micros but the pac is good, there’s visibly three different sizes with two of them being more than acceptable and the one being pretty disappointing but the buds look nice and are well trimmed, it’s not quite knocking things out of the park on bag appeal at possibly a 6 or generous 7 out of 10 but the smell is easily a 9 out of 10 with a nice almost sour smell right away and then after breaking it open has heavy reminders of gorilla glue, it grinds up nicely and doesn’t “shrink” or “grow” a gram looks like a gram, the effects are very calming and sedative but they don’t actually stand out much from the cheaper selection of the black runtz and blue dream I got previously (which could just be saying more about the cheaper selection) the effects do last a little longer, the flavor is kind of bland/muted but it’s not a bad one and would probably be rated similarly to the smell, could definitely benefit from sitting in a jar but it’s a surprisingly smooth/clean smoke, overall I will say I was honestly expecting a little more than what it has to offer but it’s still great stuff and would potentially buy another round if it dropped again

J
J.
Effects: Relaxed, Creative, Sleepy, Hungry, Pain Relief
Sticky Icky

Nice dense, sticky green, buds nose 10 out of 10 taste 10 out of 10 overall and awesome strain

E
E.M.
Effects: Relaxed, Creative
Hyper and helps

Good to help calm down.

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